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Hotel Joke - Astotel

69 rue Blanche

9.11,665 reviews
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About Hotel Joke - Astotel

Hotel Joke sits on rue Blanche in the 9th arrondissement, a quietly residential stretch of Paris that places guests within easy reach of Montmartre to the north and the Grands Boulevards to the south. As a three-star property with a rating of 9.1 across more than 1,600 reviews, it has built a reputation that outpaces its category — the kind of hotel that attracts both weekend visitors and professionals passing through the city who want something reliable without the overhead of a larger establishment.

The rooms are soundproofed, which matters considerably on a Parisian street where traffic and nightlife can bleed into the early hours. Each room comes with a desk and a minibar, making the space functional for a guest who needs to review notes before a morning meeting or simply decompress after a long day in the city. The 9th is a neighborhood of brasseries, covered passages, and independent boutiques, so there is genuine reason to spend time here beyond the hotel itself.

Guests arriving from Charles de Gaulle or Orly can settle in from three in the afternoon, and the 24-hour front desk means late arrivals are handled without friction. Those with an early train or flight can count on a noon checkout to take the pressure off the morning. The concierge is a practical asset in a district where restaurant queues and gallery openings reward a well-placed local recommendation rather than a tourist map.

Amenities

comfort

Air Conditioning

Other

Non-smoking rooms24-hour front deskFamily roomsElevatorHeatingDaily housekeepingBaggage storageSmoke-free propertyWake-up serviceCarpetedSoundproof roomsSocket near the bedToilet paperTowelsBathtub or showerPrivate bathroomToiletHairdryerFlat-screen TVSatellite channelsTelephoneTVSpecial diet meals (on request)MinibarInternetDeskInvoice providedConciergeFire extinguishersSmoke alarmsSecurity alarmKey card accessSafeFace masks for guests availableFirst aid kits availableStaff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authoritiesPhysical distancing rules followedCashless payment availableGuests have the option to cancel any cleaning services for their accommodation during their stayGuest accommodation disinfected between staysLinens, towels, and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelinesUse of cleaning chemicals that are effective against coronavirusAll plates, cutlery, glasses, and other tableware sanitizedPhysical distancing in dining areasLinens24-hour securityContactless check-in/outElectric kettleTea/Coffee makerHand sanitizer

Location

Nearby

  • Sacré-Cœur Basilica950 m away
  • Gare du Nord1.8 km away
  • Champs-Élysées2.3 km away
  • Louvre Museum2.4 km away
  • Musée d'Orsay2.5 km away
  • Arc de Triomphe2.9 km away
9.11,665 reviews
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